I've been nominated

John Layman, comic book wanna be writer, doesn't like lizards. His wife looks shocked as I do a little Houdini from his mouth.

Apparently, John Layman HATES lizards (including me). But on the other hand, he has nominated me as Laymamerican Idol on his blog.

I'm honored yet offended but I will fight to the end if my odds of winning are 19-1. If you feel so inclined, please vote for me.