Questions I must ask
Why do crickets come in a bag?
Why did Charlie Sheen leave Denise Richards?
Why am I stuck at nine inches when I should be 12?
When will this reality tv phase stop?
Why is Punch mesmerized by hotdogs?
How is it that everyone I know voted for Kerry but Bush was still elected?
Is this really the Man of Steel?
Is Paris (pictured above) my mom?
Why do women flock to him?!??