Hate mail
Whoa... I was recently the recipient for some hate mail here on my blog and an anonymous (probably also a Republican) one at that:
You aren't cute. You're a vile, cold-blooded foe of mammalian life. Were you just 80x bigger, you would gladly devour your innocent keeper and every participant on this blog without a second thought. I don't see why I should respect you. You're a lizard punk. Mammals rule, lizards drool.
I'm here to clarify that message. Yes, I am indeed cold-blooded but do I not bleed if cut?? As for being cute. I am not cute but classically handsome -- mind you, there is a wide gap between those two adjectives. In addition, I would not be surprised if I was related to dinosaurs. If I were 80 times bigger, I would probably be the size of a small cat since I am only 17 grams. And please define 'punk' -- do you mean the literal 1970s reference post disco??
Mr. Anonymous, I am not demanding any respect and you are allowed your opinions but please don't hide behind a mask. It sounds like you have some issues with reptiles and it should be taken care of immediately.
Sincerely,
Oliver Clothes Off Ollylain
aka Ollie
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by Darlene @ 1:43 PM
6 Comments:
Ollie, if you *were* 80× bigger, would it also be true that you would be 80× lazier needing 80× more sun to keep un-lazy?
Just a thought (you little cutie).
Miss Wired-
If I were 80 times bigger, yes, I would probably need 80 times more sun. Which really means that it would take me 80 times more effort to update this blog. :)
Definately a republican...who is neither mammal or reptile, but something vile...~Poi Cats and Rodentia
Wow, not a nice person. Sent them over and I'll pounce them.
Ollie - I am shocked. Hatemail on the web is always unpleasant but I can't believe some nutter actually sent hatemail to a lizard. And anonymously at that!
And how can you be a foe to mammalian life? I mean a foe to crickets, maybe, but... mammals? Eh?
Take no notice, Ollie. You're gorgeous just as you are.
red
ollie, i think you are cute. who cares what those haters say.
http://ilovecatnip.blogspot.com
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