Ollie's closeup
...thoughts from Ollie's peasized brain...
HOWDY BUCKAROOS! I'm Ollie, a long nosed leopard lizard. I hail from Murrietta, Nevada but I currently hang my hat in San Diego. Although I was born August 2004, I'm a hardcore Democrat. But above all else, I loves them crickets!

Friday, October 28

Not true, I tell you!

Apparently it has been leaked out that I have been nominated for the Supreme Court. After Harriet Miers withdrew her nomination, I admit that I was approached to become a nominee. True, I may be more qualified than Ms. Miers but please people! Bush and Ollie Ollylain are like oil and water!!

Ollie being taken care of

Monday, October 17

Bounced back

My eye infection is fully recovered and I'm at 100%. My appetite is back and I have a new favorite food: mealworms. But I still like them crickets!

Monday, October 3

I feel pretty!

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright,
And I pity any zombie who isn't me tonight...

Apologies to the creators of West Side Story.