Ollie's closeup
...thoughts from Ollie's peasized brain...
HOWDY BUCKAROOS! I'm Ollie, a long nosed leopard lizard. I hail from Murrietta, Nevada but I currently hang my hat in San Diego. Although I was born August 2004, I'm a hardcore Democrat. But above all else, I loves them crickets!

Saturday, November 20

Avocados = squishy feeling

I love fruit. These avocados are right outside my cage and I can't help but be drawn to them everytime I'm out. They sort of remind me of being in an egg again.

On another note, someone called me "wall eyed." Should I be concerned??

Saturday, November 6

U2 can't sing in Spanish

You've either been skipping through the commercials or not watching television entirely to have missed the latest iPod commercial featuring U2 singing their latest single "Vertigo." The song starts out with Bono counting down in Spanish "Uno ... dos ... tres ... catorce"

CATORCE?? What happened to the numbers between 3 and 14? Did Bono just think saying catorce sounded better than cuatro? Or was his intention to have us notice it and thus bring it up the next day at the water cooler?

Tuesday, November 2

Monchichi and me

"Monchichi Monchichi
oh so soft and cuddly
with your thumb in your mouth you're really sweet
love to wiggle those little feet
la la la
la la la
happy happy Monchichi"